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The 00 · Passion luxury waterproof blanket in its plush velvet carry bag

The 00 · Passion

The world's most luxurious waterproof blanket

£69.69

Soft enough to live on the bed. Clever enough to change everything. The 00 · Passion is a beautifully tactile plush throw with a secret: a hidden waterproof layer that soaks up on top and never soaks through — so nothing gets in the way of the moment, and clean-up is simply a wash.

Size: Medium — 1.2 × 2m (47 × 78.5")
Availability: Back order
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Order now to reserve one from the first run. We take payment at checkout and dispatch as soon as stock lands — you'll get an email with the date. Changed your mind before it ships? Email info@optimisedlove.co.uk for a full refund.

  • Waterproof & absorbent
  • Machine washable
  • Oeko-Tex certified
  • Discreet UK delivery · 18+

Why you'll love it

Plush velvet, both sides

Impossibly soft, brushed velvet on top and reverse — the kind of surface you want against bare skin. Fully reversible.

Absorbent on top

The velvet drinks in oils, spills and everything in between, so the surface stays touch-dry and comfortable.

Waterproof underneath

A hidden leak-proof layer sits at the core — nothing reaches the bed, sofa or floor below. Your surfaces stay pristine.

Just throw it in the wash

Fully machine washable, anti-pilling and non-slip. No fuss, no stress — ready for next time.

Made for grown-up play

Massage oils, intimacy, breakfast in bed or a lazy Sunday — the 00 · Passion handles all of it. It looks and feels like a premium designer throw, so it belongs on the bed or the sofa in plain sight. Only you know its second life.

Discreet by design. Beautiful enough to leave out, private enough to keep to yourself. Delivered in plain, unbranded packaging with nothing on the outside to hint at what's within.

Specification

SizeMedium — 1.2 × 2m (47 × 78.5")
SurfacePlush absorbent velvet, both sides
CoreHidden waterproof, leak-proof layer
FeelReversible · anti-pilling · non-slip
CertificationOeko-Tex Standard 100
CareMachine washable · four-season

Machine wash cool and tumble dry low, or hang to dry. Avoid bleach and fabric softener to keep the waterproof layer performing at its best.

Discreet plain packaging · UK dispatch · 18+